I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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