so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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