I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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