she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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