out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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