btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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