on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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