Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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