We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
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