are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Non-Jews are for practice
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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