ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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