dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
its not stalking. its research.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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