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(480): View more from Arizona

So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?

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(519): View more from Ontario

Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...

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(716): View more from New York

I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.

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(817): View more from Texas

There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.

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(559): View more from California

she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.

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(510): View more from California

The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.

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