Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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