I like to think it a success when the cops are called
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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