Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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