My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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