once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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