You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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