biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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