Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
she peed on how many people?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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