i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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