My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Randomize
