remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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