I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
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