its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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