no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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