If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Someone shit on the floor
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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