we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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