I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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