butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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