I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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