She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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