she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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