I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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