I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
