what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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