it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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