Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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