i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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