Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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