you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The beer is more important than you right now.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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