windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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