We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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