well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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