question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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