So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Randomize
