yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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