I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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