i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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